Banned because it made men thin

Detemined fashion man adjusitng his pants and looking away while wearing sunglasses, a black shirt and red jeans, standing on gray studio background

This natural fat burner threatened to make all diets and exercise obsolete…so they banned it…

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Hey, Matt Cook here, and in the 1930s, an extraordinary medical experiment let men naturally replace belly fat with muscles…

…without diet, without exercise…

And it was all possible because of a mysterious supplement called Thermo 3…

The men taking Thermo 3 soon start telling the doctors things like, “I’m warmer. I have more energy.”

“I feel like I could run around the block without breaking a sweat.”

“My pants are looser! I had to take my belt in a few notches.”

…and…

“I’ve been getting the most intense boners. They last forever, and my wife loves it.”

But then…the door was shut on this experiment with nobody new allowed in…until now…

In 2019, a new door has opened, and now any man can get all the benefits of Thermo 3…

But there’s no telling when this door will slam shut again…so you’d better act quickly…

Warmly,

–Matt Cook

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