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 “So I’m at work, getting ready for this big presentation and I’m nervous… 
So I pop a Booster Bite in my mouth for a quick burst of confidence. 
And as I’m watching the girl before me present, I can’t help noticing she’s wearing a teeny, tiny skirt that barely covers her ass. 
Now normally, I’d appreciate the view and that’s that… 
But today, because I popped this Booster Bite, the unthinkable starts happening 
I get this boner that won’t go away! 
And of course I’m the person who has to present next. 
Usually boners go away within a few minutes. But this one doesn’t budge. 
I try stretching my jacket down to cover it and think it does a good job. 
So I present my presentation for 10 minutes. And only by the end does my dick decide to give me a break. 
I think no one’s noticed — but after the meeting, a different girl comes up to me and tells me that she could see my boner, very nonchalantly. 
At first, I’m super embarrassed, but I guess she liked it… 
Because I actually end up hooking up with her 2 days later after a work happy hour. 
And I have Booster Bites to thank. These things really work…” 
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